Aries: The Muscle
Taurus: The one who wants to run everything
Gemini: The double agent
Cancer: The one that just wants everybody to be friends
Leo: The one that falls in love with a person from an enemy group
Virgo: The practical one that keeps everybody in check and does inventory
Libra: The charming one who persuades people to get what they want
Scorpio: The manipulative one that likes to cause problems within the gang
Sagittarius: The hardcore daredevil that does the craziest parts of the operation.
Capricorn: The leader
Aquarius: The one who is constantly high and is honestly just in it for the drugs
Pisces: The one who uses the creativity to solve problems
Apparently the current proposed name of the hypothetical ninth planet is Persephone which is such a good name I’m mad I didn’t think of it.
Allow me to explain why it’s such a great name:
- It pays homage to Pluto, previously known as the ninth planet, since Persephone was Pluto/Hades’s wife in Greek Mythology
- It helps make up for the gender inequality in the names of planets, since Venus is the only other planet named after a woman
- If it exists, it’d be the coldest planet in the Solar System, and in Greek Mythology, it was Persephone’s time spent in the underworld that caused winter
Y'all ever text somebody and they so boring that you have no idea what to say back
im somebody
“leave it for the cleaning staff” is one of the most offensive phrases in existence…do not allow ur friends or family to say this…
“I learned that people can easily forget that others are human” - “Prisoner” from the Stanford Prison Experiment (1971)
this is real wtf does trump even know about politics or care about the troops he intends to send out to war or is he just doing this to insult people
bernie is only 5 years older than trump why is he talking about a retirement home who is the one who let trump out the funeral home he looks dead
FUCK TRUMP
Gemini, Aquarius, Sagittarius, Virgo, Pisces
my aesthetic: the guy who says ‘thats my alcohol’ in cabinet battle #1
